- dan: i need something amazing and beautifully written. i will also record myself reading it out loud for 8 minutes, my voice filled with emotions which makes the reader feel like they were right there, in the story. phil is going to be a vampire and bite dan, but before that there'll be 5 minutes of angst and talk about sadness and the depression that comes when you lose your bestfriend. perfect. it will make people sad and it'll end on a very reminding note which will make me look like a author. i am great
- phil: hmm let's see oh yes bacon pancakes, a hand inside my body and a naked harry styles great
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